for your viewing pleasure, my favorite weekend conversation:andy (who's just bought a new pair of desert style boots): i mean, i dunno, what do you think? they're okay, right? maybe i should take them back.
angie (looking at boots): i really like that style. i'd wear them but they'd make me look like a lesbian.
jeff: ya, it's the boots...
angie: well, that and the scissoring.
ellen: what's with all this scissoring?!! seriously, i've had like SOOO many people tell me about scissoring this week!
angie: it's the new thing to do. it's all about dry scissoring now. and big screens.
ps-
GAY PARIS!
do it.
