old and english

in honor of september 14 may i present...

my favorite quotes from noah macnayr:

"no, it's cool. it's old english"

"their hash browns are like a cat pissed on deep fried wig"

"i'm gonna strangle you until we both pass out, you little slut"*

*(never actually happened. can you even imagine?)

OLD ROSES

they're beautiful.

they're sharp.

and i'm projecting.

welcome to my new 'educate myself into being a snob' heritage rose project. bought some cheap hybrid teas for the front of the house ('savoy hotel' and 'big purple', he's big). planning a private collection for the backyard of old china, damask and bourbons. to remind me of hillhouse. 

we had an old man neighbour when i was growing up who claimed that the secret to growing great roses was planting a fish head under each bush.

OLD ENGLISH

listening to 'Let It Be'. all the time.